there's a horrible atmosphere in the scottish football section...anyone got any jokes(not about Rangers :(

[Sharhun0149]

..a woman was driving past a field and noticed a blonde woman trying to row a boat ...
So the woman got out of her car and shouted...''IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE BLONDES A BAD NAME''''AND IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD COME RIGHT OVER THERE AND SLAP YOU ONE!''
hmmm..i'll see lol..

[chasc9694]

poor blondes.are u dying your hair green if celtic win the league.i will dye mine blue if the gers win theirs(avatars only sharon).
by the way,i liked the joke
i think u wid suit green hair.all those dumb blondes jokes u could ignore

[Errapolis9423]

what do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

both have black boxes.

[bluebell3108]

a man says to his wife.."do you think if i put slim fast in your knickers it would get rid of your fat arse"..the next morning he's putting his pants on and says to his wife.."have you put talc in my pants".."no sweetheart" she says "its miracle grow"

[Deanosgirl]

7yr old and 4yr old are upstairs in their bedroom " you know what " sez the 7yr old, i think its time we started swearing. "when we go downstairs for breakfast i'll swear first then u". "ok" sez 4yr old. mum comes from kitchen and asks 7yr old what he wants for breakfast. "i'll have cocopops bi#ch" WHACK, he flew out of his chair cryin his eyes out. mum looked at 4yr old and said sternly "and what do you want for breakfast?". "i dont know" he blubbers "but it wont be fu@#ing cocopops!"..haha love that joke xx