Can I ask the Scottish Football section a question?

[The Oracle]

Is half a yard offside the new onside?

Oh and I have just got back from Manchester and read some of the scurrilous accusations by a guy I thought was a decent person. Fudgie I expect that shite from others but not from you. Recently this forum has become a bit mental with fakes but I know Billy King to be Fudgie and I thought he knew me........obviously not!!!!
Don't make the mistake of thinking again Fudgie, it will only stink up the house. Hahahaha!!!!
Try harder sonny.
Yes Magaret I did funnily enough. We were right royally beaten all over the park by the best club side in the world. They just did not need the help of an inept assistant referee.......twice!
The hospitality at Old Trafford is fantastic and I must mention a Scottish guy called Jim Ryan who was brilliant with our group, true gentleman.
Aye right an so you dae gadge keep taking the pills Davie Hahahaha!¬!

Thanks Gemma you are a wee darling Celtic fan which makes you perfect to me, pay no attention to poor Davie, he is very affected by the glue sniffing years. Hahahaha!!!!