What arguments can i make to convince my cousin that Chelsea FC are way more better than Liverpool?

[SeorBravo]

i think she is blind or something. i know she knows more about football than me, but even I know chelsea is better.
We debate all the time when we see each other or talk on the phone. She evens hangs up on me when i make fun of Fernando Torres. This is kind of fun to some extent, but i need better arguments and more back up.
Can you enlighten me? or also, provide me with important memorable stats in accordance to this club?
I want to beat her! but i hope she does not read this question..
Any answers are accepted. Thank you
Audi you caught me. ok im sorry. You made me mad and i thought you were PMS 'ing or along those lines
Audi, ive just vacuumed it today.PLEASE no. Forget it. DEAL , then.

[MISSESHIMAMEPSCHOAUI5569]

GR!

Tony! is this why you got off the phone with me!?
i thought you were going to bed!!?
im gonna slap you next time u come around my house.

*how embarrasing! *

ok i will "answer" ur q....

Liverpool Rocks .. Chelsea Sucks..
There.. happy!
oh and BTW, i am ALWYS here and can read ur questions, dork..
DUH!

[BDawg]

you can't convince her, you're wrong, don't even try to argue... She's got you beat.

[PrincessTracey]

Liverpool have a great history and have won lots and lots...I am sorry but Chelsea do not compare.
I am a man utd fan before you think i am biased. I obviously hate Liverpool but you got to give them that.
The stats could never be in Chelsea's favour. You could say 'what have you won lately?' as they have never won the 'premier league' but Chelsea have..but she could just say the Champions league..lol which is probably a sore point for Chelsea.
I would just try a different topic to be honest!

[MRCMTIX]

Leave my sister Audi alone!!!
I dont like Liverpool but Audi rocks!!!

[Journeyman]

They beat Liverpool in just about every way last year - won the League Cup - finished above them in the league and of course got to the final of the European Cup.

She'll never be convinced though, as you would never be.

That's football :-)

[AliabbasB]

easy where did ;iverpool come last season 4th now a days if u come 4th u might aswell come last. I dont see them getting any medals or trophies in the lastt 3 years.
and if dey did come 4th imagine were they wuda got without torres. AND finnally they have a 2 man team chelsea r n 11 man team so tell him 2 stick that in his pipe nd smoke it

[CR78783]

You can't convince her, because both clubs are pretty useless.

[chicken]

Chelsea better are you aving a laugh

[MrBoombasticMungbean2977]

I would like to give you a thoughtful logical answer, but a user has already answered in a very informed and constructive way. He's the one with 3 thumbs down (not from me). Obviously his footballing insight is AMAZING ! LMAO.