Breaking News: New Keegan Statement

NUFC has just issued a statement clarifying its earlier statement and
further stating that a further statement will be issued today further
outlining the timescale for the next issuing of statements. The issuing of
statements concerns a statement of issues which may or may not have been the
subject of earlier statements, but which are all ongoing at this moment in
time.

The Club wants to keep progressing with its long-term statement-issuing
strategy and would like to stress that these statements are extremely
important both now and in the future. The Club has not withdrawn the
statement it earlier issued, which it had not issued anyway, but if it had,
it hasn't withdrawn it and if it hadn't, it hasn't not withdrawn it.

Kevin Keegan still remains very much the subject of our statements, and he
has not not been sacked, nor has he not been not sacked, nor has he not
rescinded his non-resignation, nor is the Club resigned to his
non-rescinding of his non-resignation.

This statement is purely for the avoidance of doubt.

"Eyan The Mackem (oo)" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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LOL

"Eyan The Mackem (oo)" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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I would also like to issue my own statement in regards to the above
statement and it states," I too have doubts that the above statement
actually states the current state of the issue"

Inbedwithared

Eyan The Mackem (oo) wrote:

PMSFL

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