Ronaldo leaving The Scum

Let's be honest, it's about as predictable as fuck. Probably the most
predictable thing ever. Someone should invent a new word to describe the
utter predictability of such a thing. It's as predictable as Richard
Branson's balloon flying into a mountain; as predictable as Dwain Chambers
winning a 100 metres race against a bunch of thalidomides; as predictable as
Mike Tyson beating a four-year-old child. Almost as predictable as flowers
suddenly sprouting up a lamp-post in Norris Green after little Jamie's
latest twocking escapade went tits up in the wee small hours.

And when he's gone...hehehe...cue the Scummers as they rally as one man with
cries of: "Well, he never was any good, really." You know, like the Everton
fans when Rooney left, when they were saying he wasn't all that promising.
Alright, so the Everton fans were right, as it happens; but you know what I
mean. It'll be the same with the Red Whingers when Torres fucks off. At the
moment it's all "Torres, the best player in Europe. Best striker we've ever
had at the club since Rushie." But see when he fucks off (and it is "when"
rather than "if"), it'll be: "He was alright, but not that good. Not a patch
on [insert name of his Anfield successor]."

It's all very sad and alarmingly symptomatic of the fleeting nature of
today's version of the once Beautiful Game. Players come and go, do the
business for the highest amount of money, then bugger off somewhere else.
There is no longer any loyalty, and why should there be? Of course, there
will be those out there who say: "'Twas ever thus." Not so, I'm afraid.

Ronaldo will look for the biggest pay deal he can lay his grabbing hands on,
with scant regard for sentiment or loyalty of any description. But he is not
alone in today's game. That's the saddest part.

Still, it is very, very funny watching the Red Trash whinge and whine and
spit out their collective dummy.

*Cackle*

lol

"Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
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The Magician wrote:


Arthur inadvertently got it spot on!

*cackle*

--
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley

"Bernie The Bolt" wrote in message
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

Chalk please, waiter

pmls

The Magician wrote:

And please waiter would you be so kind as to deliver a plate of sour
grapes to the kopites in USFCL.

--
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley

"Bernie The Bolt" wrote in message
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served with a suitable quantity of bitter as well ?

pmls

The Magician wrote:

And to finish off a plate of hard cheese served with a suitable 'whine'!

*cackle*

--
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley

"Bernie The Bolt" wrote in message
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no silver service, same as last 2 years I assume ?

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

Get the feck in !

Chalk it up

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--
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley

> "Arthur Thacker" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].uk> wrote in message


Here, bollocks, ever heard of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer? He had his testimonial
at the weekend. Remember testimonials? Old Trafford is usually the only
place you can watch them these days.

We have loyal players coming out of our fucking ears, mate.
--
Slitheen.
Manchester United - Back to Back Champions 2006/07, 2007/08 & Champions of
Europe 2008.