Women have 4 kinds of orgasms.

Women have four kinds of orgasms:
1. The Positive Orgasm
2. The Negative Orgasm
3. The Religious Orgasm
4. The Fake Orgasm

1. The Positive Orgasm usually sounds like...
"Yes, yes baby, Yes baby, Yes Yes.
Yes baby, Oh yes, Oh YES! OH YES! ...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"

2. The Negative Orgasm usually sounds like...
"No... no don't. No... Oh no. No... you can't.
OH NO! Oh no. Oh no. No, no, no...
Oh stop, I can't take it, NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

3. The Religious Orgasm usually sounds like...
"Oh lord help me. Oh Jesus Christ, Oh god almighty.
Oh Lord! Oh Jesus! Oh Mother of God Almighty!
Oh Good God - here I come.... JEEEEEEEESUS!"

4. and finally... The Fake Orgasm sounds like...
'oh Ted, oh Ted'

"Fubar" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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Another one that I'm never far from their thoughts !

Undefeated Usenet God (18 & 5) wrote:


I'd be worried if I ere you Ted, the freak was thinking of orgasms and
Ted at the same time ???????


These mancs are well known for their sexual deviant ways


lol :-)

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Indeed