it really is a soap opera - "JT" stabs mourhino in the back

I'd like the following to play the roles for my hollywood "blockbuster"
based on the chavski saga - working title - as the story suggests -
"TURNCOAT TERRY" - other suggestions . . . ?

Director - Ken Russell

Producer - Ken Bates

Mourhino - Al Pacino - he does "latin" accents well, highly explosive when
req - see "scarface", Jack Nicholson was an early favourite but it's thought
he might be too comic rather than the required "hysterical/manic" so it's
Pacino.

Roman Abramovich - will have to be an english actor cos they're the
hollywood villains these days - proposals inc - Alan Rickman or Jeremy
Irons.

John Terry - Clive Owen or if budgeting is low Vinny Jones, if budgeting is
REALLY low then Jason Statham would be considered.

Frank Lampard - that little weedy cunt from the harry potter films or the
weedy cunt that was in Lord of the Rings and "green st"

Joe Cole - Johnny Depp

Ricardo Carvalho - Luis Guzman

Ashley Cole - Don Cheadle

Shevchenko/Ballack - Cheech and Chong are strong contenders for these roles,
if budgeting is low the Chuckle Bros may fill in a rewritten lesser role,
the part of Shevchenko though is clearly key so there's room for a european
"unknown" if neccessary.If Gerard Depardeiu is willing to lose 100lbs then
he may be considered but Eric Cantona is thought to be interested in the
Shevchenko role also.

Casting urgently requires auditions for the roles of Didier Drogba, - we
have turned Frank Bruno and Chris Eubank down already although casting
considers either absolutely ideal the director refuses either, and for SWP -
the possibility of blacking up "mini me" is thought to be a non starter.

As a major coup Robert De Niro could be interested in playing the Steve
Clarke role but only if he can play to type and endlessly repeat his lines,
which should be feasible given the role.

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'Turncoat' Terry
Duncan Castles
Sunday September 23, 2007
The Observer


Jose Mourinho's relationship with John Terry has broken down completely over
the Chelsea and England captain's central role in his departure from
Stamford Bridge last week.
The Champions League-winning coach was replaced on Thursday by Avram Grant,
a former Israel national team coach with no experience of club management
outside his own country. According to many Chelsea sources, Grant will defer
on football matters to owner Roman Abramovich, who has already started to
take a hands-on role with the first team.

Mourinho holds Terry responsible for charges levelled by Chelsea's board of
directors that he had lost the support of his playing staff after Tuesday's
Champions League draw with Rosenborg - a match that was followed by club
owner Roman Abramovich lecturing a senior professional on his on-field
tactics behind Mourinho's back.

Half an hour before the Group B fixture, claims a dressing-room source,
Terry told one of Mourinho's assistant coaches that he had 'things on my
mind'. Only the intervention of a team-mate put him in the right state of
mind to take part in the pre-match warm-up, for which Terry arrived late.

Midway through the first half Rosenborg scored, after Miika Koppinen beat
Terry at a set piece. When Mourinho then directly criticised the centre
back's defending at half time, Terry refused to accept responsibility for
the goal or even to respond to his manager.

Earlier on Tuesday, Terry had been informed that Mourinho had gone to the
club's medical department to ask whether there was any physical reason for
the player's sub-standard performances in matches this season. Mourinho
hoped to find an explanation for a significant decline in Terry's play
following an operation to remove a disc from the defender's spine in
December.

Chelsea chief executive Peter Kenyon was made aware of the dispute and,
according to the dressing-room source, presented the information to an
emergency board meeting on Wednesday as evidence that the manager had lost
the trust of key players. The club subsequently asked Mourinho for his
resignation, which he refused to tender, but ultimately settled on dismissal
by 'mutual consent'. Later on Wednesday, Mourinho sent Terry a text message
sarcastically thanking him for talking to the club's hierarchy.

On Friday, several first-team regulars apparently took their captain to task
during a 50-minute team meeting called by Terry in the aftermath of
Mourinho's dismissal. Ashley Cole, Didier Drogba and Florent Malouda are
believed to have accused him of not doing enough to keep Mourinho at the
club.

Terry is England's best-paid footballer after agreeing a five-year,
£131,000-a-week contract this summer. In initial negotiations he had
requested a 'limitless parity' clause to ensure he was the club's biggest
earner for the duration of a proposed nine-year term. According to a Chelsea
insider Terry also wanted - and was refused - a contractual option for him
to manage the club at the end of his playing career.

As far-fetched as that request might be, Abramovich's actions in the
aftermath of the Rosenborg draw were equally bizarre. In front of the entire
Chelsea team, but while Mourinho was occupied with press conference duties,
the Russian billionaire decided to hand out an impromptu tactics lesson to
Michael Essien.

Employing striker Andriy Shevchenko as translator, he instructed midfielder
Essien, player of the year last season, to hit passes wide rather than
through central areas where the Norwegians had compressed play. Abramovich
is expected to take an increasingly hands-on role in the team following the
appointment of Grant to replace Mourinho and, according to several sources,
will effectively select the side. In a press conference on Friday, Grant
insisted he would not tolerate interference but declined to respond when
asked who was the most important individual at Chelsea. 'Look, the owner
gives the financial support,' Grant said. 'I'm not going to make remarks.'

The 52-year-old is already the subject of significant discontent among a
first-team squad predominantly still loyal to Mourinho. Grant, though, is
confident he will bring not only more silverware to Chelsea but a more
attractive brand of football and said on Friday that he had no problems with
the playing staff. 'There's a very good relationship with the players,' he
said. 'I like their attitude, how they want to win all the time, even if the
last result wasn't like that, but the relationship is good.'

Grant's first match comes at Old Trafford this afternoon, but he did not
work yesterday for religious reasons. He must also wait for his Israeli
coaching qualifications to be cleared by Uefa before he can be formally
approved as a top-flight manager. Chelsea insist the process will be
trouble-free.

Though Grant claimed that he had no 'plan to be the manager' until the
appointment came about, he had begun requesting clearance from Uefa a
fortnight ago.

According to Kenyon, the 'first-team coach' will be involved in all key
areas of transfers and team building. He said: 'We are not embarking on the
arbitrary buying of players and telling the coach to play them. Avram will
be absolutely involved, responsible for picking the team and responsible for
the results.'

Kenyon denied that Terry - who declined to comment last night - played any
part in Mourinho's departure: 'There is absolutely nothing in stories that
the dressing room has been lost. In particular there is no truth in any
rumours that a bust-up with one or several of our players led to him leaving
the club.'

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A football manager who doesn't work on a Saturday? Yeah, that's going to
turn out really well.
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Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
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Maybe Rafa's brain is Jewish and doesn't work on Saturdays lol.

Poor Chelsea.... an egolomaniac chairman who installs a puppet with no
qualifications as his co-manager who can't work on Saturdays, a divisive,
devious, spiteful cunt of a captain who thinks he should earn more than
anyone else, and a team with no spirit picked by the chairman.

This is going to end badly for Chelsea.

Darth Simian wrote:

Yom Kippur only happens once a year....

Dave G has brought this to us :




What is it about these jumped up feckers that makes em think they know
more than the boss? We had the same at Liverpool when Owen, Murphy and
Gerrard conspired against Houllier in his last days. Is it something
about being picked for England that gives them notions above their
station, because if it is, I really do think they should sit back and
reflect on how awful England have been during their very own England
careers.

What next -- Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville raising a mutiny against
Ferguson?

Pathetic.

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+ His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII

"Love one another as I have loved you" -- Jesus Christ

When Drogba comes back I'd like to see if Avram Grant (why isn't Steve
Clarke the temporary manager?) will keep Drogba on the bench. Or if
he'll drop one of Makelele, Mikel, or Essien to play the "attractive,
fast-flowing attacking football" in a 4-4-2 that Grant is so provenly
capable of.