When Will Chelsea Buy me to play Soccer?

[Araks G]

i am sitting in front of my monitor drinking 6 pack a day and munching on some chips, i do really wqanna play soccer with chelsea, will they ever buy me? i mean they pay $20 million for people to sit on a bench all year around.

[wssprout02]

you're not drinking enough to qualify and munching on chips isn't good enough. You really have to haggle down more than just some chips to even get near a bench... give it some time, let's say, oh, two days... and you'll be ready and primed.

[shoubraen]

i think the will buy u in only case

in meshmesh

i am egyption and egyptions know the meaning of this word

[YoYo]

Stop eating chips and drinking beer and stop sitting around your monitor all day, you have to get up! Go to McDonalds 5 times a day and don't walk there, catch a cab or something, there might be a Chelsea Scout, he will think to himself, "Geez this young lad has high intellect, McDonald's is a two- minute walk yet he manages to catch a cab and he is not white, we should sign him immediately before United or Arsenal grab him, we are going to make headlines and im going to get a raise!"

[pfcbcm4]

Yes they will buy you in 4 days.