How do I fake sick really well?(I have a good reason)?

[MitchellS]

I'm from Australia.

Hi, all the year 8s tomorrow (Friday) have got inter school sport (like, soccer, rugby, footy). I got forced to do football, and I am TERRIBLE at it. We haven't had any practices or anything, plus this is the sport that all the really athletic people play and I'm afraid of getting hurt coz its a contact sport.

I don't know anyone in the team, and I'm not sure what to wear for it either. Today we had the school cross country and my legs hurt as well.

I was thinking of saying to my parents that before the cross country i didn't feel well, and I had to run it and after I felt really sick and I still do. I might do that tonight, so they won't get suspicious.

So I REALLY don't want to go, and I want some suggestions from you guys to tell me how to fake sick really really REALLY good. thanks

[fourofsix2003]

grow up ,you just dont want everyone to see you dont have any hair on your nuts when you all shower together afterwards.quit your whining and play the game,you sound like a little sister.

[steven65222]

hey mate go to bed really late, like 3 or 4 in the morning this way u will be harder to wake up in the morning and chances are your parents will see how tired u are, assume your fatigued and let you go back to bed

[CaraS]

Okay so your right a good way is to start the day before - even if it means setting an alarm so at 3am you are over the toilet bowl dry retching and try and dress warmly with blankets so you wake up a bit sweaty.. then complain of a major headache and ask for 2 panadols and just head back to bed.. then wake up again about 10 mins before school unable to stand up and run to the toilet again if your parents are a bit leniant and you dont slack much it should work like a charm... BUT make sure you DO spend the day doing minimal things just watch tv on the couch and have a nap or something. Good luck - i also h8 sports days im in year 9 and ive been perfecting the art of sickies for years.. !

[BizzleBwoi]

football as in soccer, just turn up tell them ull go in goal, u wear a sports top like nike and nike shorrs football socks and shinpads and some trainers if the ground is hard or football boots if its soft, mind you its only soccer im talking about

if its american football, fake bein ill, say to ur parents the NIGHT before ur feeling bit sick etc, and in the mornin pretend ur ill, or just turn up and goto the medical room if u av one and just sit in there lol if its american football i really feel for u!

just be ill the night before, e.g dont do anythin, dont eat ur dinner jus goto str8 bed and ur mum wil believe it, then just fake it in the mornin and ur mum will be sypathetic.

good luck

[donmustardsbcglobalnet]

hit it head on...go for it...enjoy the moment

[MvanGerwen]

search it on google. google have really good tips on this. google's tips have worked for me a few times.

good luck.