| Stop eating chips and drinking beer and stop sitting around your monitor all day, you have to get up! Go to McDonalds 5 times a day and don't walk there, catch a cab or something, there might be a Chelsea Scout, he will think to himself, "Geez this young lad has high intellect, McDonald's is a two- minute walk yet he manages to catch a cab and he is not white, we should sign him immediately before United or Arsenal grab him, we are going to make headlines and im going to get a raise!" |